louisecriss: TED: If you wanna figure out who it is, why don’t you start by checking your list?BARNEY: My list?TED: Dude, do not pretend you are not the type of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with.MARSHALL: I HAVE ONE. IT’S CALLED MY MARRIAGE LICENSE.   Goals in life: To find the Marshall to my Lily.

Jun 7 -

louisecriss:

TED: If you wanna figure out who it is, why don’t you start by checking your list?
BARNEY: My list?
TED: Dude, do not pretend you are not the type of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with.
MARSHALL: I HAVE ONE. IT’S CALLED MY MARRIAGE LICENSE.  

Goals in life: To find the Marshall to my Lily.

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